Four year old Deepak visits home.
Mom: Do you want to eat anything?
B: Okay then, let’s sing rhymes.
Deepak: Nooo… I eating.
B: I am eating. Eating what?
Deepak: I (deliberate pause) eating your phone.
B: Yuck! Eating my phone!
B: Do you have a phone Deepak?
B: Why not?
Deepak: Because I want a Blackberry.
Five minutes later, we are searching for rhymes online.
Mom: Show him the rhymes before he starts crying.
B: Amma, it’s streaming.
Deepak: It streaming, Aunty. (Then sotto voce to me): Is your laptop bad?
B: No, sweetie, laptop is fine.
Deepak: Then why it slow?
B: Internet connection is bad.
Deepak: No broadband?
So like that.